Famous golf quotes
Golf is hockey at the halt.
Arthur Marshall, 1985
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Attributed to both Miller Barber and Lee Trevino
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
Author Unknown
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Author Unknown
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for midd
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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
Author Unknown
Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life.
Author Unknown
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted.
Author Unknown
Even God has to practice his putting.
Author Unknown
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
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Famous golf quotes
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.
Julius Boros
Did you know
The Lowest Recorded Score by a Woman in a professional tournament on an 18-hole course of more than 6,000 yards was a 62, first recorded by Mickey Wright on the Par 71, 6,286 yard Hogan Park Course at Midland, Texas, in November 1964. The score was equaled by Laura Davies in the 1991 Rail Charity Classic.
